Nov 12

Bamg/Thump…Thrumm…..

Had a minor wind storm come through earlier today. Only lost power a couple of times! But, I was sitting here at the computer and heard a loud bang/thump and the house kind of ’thrummed’. Went outside but didn’t see any damage to the house or anywhere near. When SWMBO came home from her visit with her friends she says "Did you know there’s a power line down across the driveway?" "Why, no." says I. So she took me out and showed me. It’s the phone line that goes from pole to pole. That bang/thump I heard must have been the line snapping. Thrummed the house. Looks like something at the top of the pole gave out too. So I got hold of the phone company (via Vonage and the tv cable) and put in a report. They say it’ll be up to 24 hours before a repair crew gets out here.

Unfortunately, that’s also SWMBO’s ISDN line for work (so she can work at home). So she had to drive in to the office to get any work done today. Bummer! She’ll probably have to go in tomorrow also. Bummer!

Me been doing not much of anything. Feeling better today. Finally got dishes and laundry done. Working on the look of this blog. Trying to get the Polls widget working. Don’t know why (except for practice) as it appears no one but me is reading this blog. Oh well.

Warshington Weather! Ugh!
Nov 11

I Need A Doctor!

Not for this sore throat, fever & chills I’m having. For the first damned Christmas commercial I saw on tv a few minutes ago. SWMBO says they at least waited until after Halloween. I think they ought to wait until after Thanksgiving! Looks like I’ll be watching more DVD’s to get away from them damned Christmas commercials. I hate them with a passion.

As usual, not much else going on. It’s been raining off and on. Thinking of making cup cakes…

Nov 10

Did I Stu…Stu…Stutter?

A teacher is explaining biology to her 1st grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says.

A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she volunteered.

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!

"That must’ve been scary", said the teacher.

"It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty raised his back, went ’Fffffff, Fffffff, Fffffff, Fffffff’…And before he could say "Fuck", the rottweiler ate him!"